[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.kapstop.cz\/ach-ti-muzi\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.kapstop.cz\/ach-ti-muzi\/","headline":"Ach ti mu\u017ei","name":"Ach ti mu\u017ei","description":"P\u0159\u00edroda u\u017e to tak za\u0159\u00eddila. Tak, \u017ee jsou mezi n\u00e1mi na jedn\u00e9 stran\u011b u\u017eite\u010dn\u00ed lid\u00e9 a na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b chlapi. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b je jenom \u0161k\u00e1dl\u00edm, neberte tahle slova zase a\u017e tak moc v\u00e1\u017en\u011b. A zat\u00edmco se ta dokonalej\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st lidstva, tedy my, \u017eeny, star\u00e1 o to, aby se sp\u011blo k\u00a0z\u00e1\u0159n\u00fdm z\u00edt\u0159k\u016fm, \u010dasto se j\u00ed to moc […]","datePublished":"2019-12-25","dateModified":"2023-05-03","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.kapstop.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.kapstop.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/60cfa630c84b6c399b95e807e4bc5b6bfe4f26a47dceacbf179d7148760edc6a?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/60cfa630c84b6c399b95e807e4bc5b6bfe4f26a47dceacbf179d7148760edc6a?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"kapstop.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.kapstop.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a363926_w3888_t1576601874.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.kapstop.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a363926_w3888_t1576601874.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.kapstop.cz\/ach-ti-muzi\/","about":["Mu\u017ei"],"wordCount":432,"articleBody":"P\u0159\u00edroda u\u017e to tak za\u0159\u00eddila. Tak, \u017ee jsou mezi n\u00e1mi na jedn\u00e9 stran\u011b u\u017eite\u010dn\u00ed lid\u00e9 a na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b chlapi. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b je jenom \u0161k\u00e1dl\u00edm, neberte tahle slova zase a\u017e tak moc v\u00e1\u017en\u011b. A zat\u00edmco se ta dokonalej\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st lidstva, tedy my, \u017eeny, star\u00e1 o to, aby se sp\u011blo k\u00a0z\u00e1\u0159n\u00fdm z\u00edt\u0159k\u016fm, \u010dasto se j\u00ed to moc neda\u0159\u00ed, proto\u017ee s\u00a0sebou vle\u010de jako pomyslnou kouli na noze chlapy.V\u00edte jist\u011b, o \u010dem mluv\u00edm. Proto\u017ee jste ur\u010dit\u011b u\u017e n\u011bkdy n\u011bjak\u00e9ho chlapa vid\u011bli. A p\u0159i tro\u0161e sm\u016fly i za\u017eili. A \u010d\u00edm \u017ee se takov\u00fd chlap vyzna\u010duje, v\u00a0\u010dem se li\u0161\u00ed od dokonal\u00fdch tvor\u016f, tedy n\u00e1s, \u017een?Vezm\u011bte si t\u0159eba oble\u010den\u00ed.Chlap dok\u00e1\u017ee ud\u011blat ostudu i s\u00a0docela oby\u010dejn\u00fdmi kalhotami, a to a\u0165 si je na sebe vezme nebo na to zapomene. Proto\u017ee i kdy\u017e je m\u00e1, jak nejednou vypadaj\u00ed! Odrban\u00e9, \u0161pinav\u00e9, prod\u0159en\u00e9. Ale co pr\u00fd z\u00a0toho? Kdy\u017e se s\u00a0nimi budou za\u0161\u00edvat nebo pr\u00e1t, stejn\u011b se zase rozdrbaj\u00ed a u\u0161pin\u00ed, a kdy\u017e si vezmou nov\u00e9, dopadnou stejn\u011b nejpozd\u011bji za rok stejn\u011b. Hr\u016fza, co?Nebo boty. Chlap je \u010dasto schopn\u00fd vysta\u010dit si t\u0159eba i jenom s\u00a0teniskami. I na ples by v\u00a0nich klidn\u011b \u0161el. Toti\u017e by tam vlastn\u011b ne\u0161el, kdybychom ho tam nedokopaly. Ale copak je tohle mo\u017en\u00e9? Je\u0161t\u011b sv\u00e9ho mu\u017esk\u00e9ho nutit, aby \u0161el aspo\u0148 n\u011bkdy do civilizovan\u00e9 spole\u010dnosti, a je\u0161t\u011b ho muset kontrolovat, co si obul!A kravata? Tu by si ti halamov\u00e9 snad nikdy nevzali. A kdy\u017e jim jednu po pouh\u00e9 hodin\u011b zkou\u0161en\u00ed r\u016fzn\u00fdch vzor\u016f na jejich krku vnut\u00edme, tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed se, jako by se v\u00a0n\u00ed dusili, jako by je \u0161krtila. A to p\u0159itom v\u011bt\u0161inou ani nemodraj\u00ed v\u00a0obli\u010deji.A o pono\u017ek\u00e1ch a spodc\u00edch u\u017e v\u016fbec mluvit net\u0159eba, \u017ee ano? K\u00e9\u017e by si i v\u00a0jin\u00fdch ohledech vysta\u010dili s\u00a0takov\u00fdm m\u00e1lem!Ale stejn\u011b. Bu\u010fme my \u017eeny r\u00e1dy, \u017ee mu\u017esk\u00e9 m\u00e1me. Kdybychom je toti\u017e nem\u011bly, p\u0159i\u0161ly bychom o mo\u017enost na n\u011b sv\u00e1d\u011bt v\u0161echno, co se nepovede jak jim, tak i n\u00e1m samotn\u00fdm. A pak bychom byly tou nejhrozn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st\u00ed lidstva my samy. Tedy my lep\u0161\u00ed a kr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed polovi\u010dky lidstva.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.3\/5 - (9 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Ach ti mu\u017ei","item":"https:\/\/www.kapstop.cz\/ach-ti-muzi\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]